Saturday, 1 September 2012

Dating the Punjabi Way!


Dating the Punjabi Way!
“Tera nasha jaise lassi de glass main vodka…”
That’s how a ‘PUNJABI in LOVE’ feels
Punjabis love living the life kingsize. They are earthy, full of life, may be a little (actually) loud & straight
on your face but they are also very simple at heart.
We all have watched and loved the bollywood movies like Dilwale Dulhaniya le Jayenge, Bride and
Prejudice (Balle Balle Amritsar to LA), Tanu weds Manu, Bend it like Beckham, Sadhe Saat Phere,
Monsoon Wedding, Band Bajaa Baraat. You must have got an idea of the real punjabiness that I am
talking about here. Be it the Raj of DDLJ or Jess of Bend it like Beckham, though very modern, they took
the calling of their Punjabi heart when it came to winning over their love.
Waise bhi, dilwale to dulhaniya le hi jate hai (Remember Monsoon Wedding) *Wink Wink*
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Love blooms: ~Tadka maar k~
Sunny te Sweety di love story -
Sunny does not accept it but he is really obsessed with gym and his muscles. Gar muscle nai banayega
to kudi kanu patayega. Truth – Secretly still wants to impress the Sweety girl next door. Sweety steals
glances and waits for him in her balcony everyday but would throw weights around when he actually
appears. She secretly loves him too since her 10th board exam when they first met each other at tuition
classes in Tilaknagar. She always knew that Sunny had a liking for her but she also loved giving him a
hard time to impress her. She would even talk and giggle about it with her girlfriends mentioning the
love notes exchanged. After all, Sunny had finally swept her off how he said, “Teri wadi wadi akhiyan da
sunny shikaar ho gaya”. Sweety hesitantly said ‘YES’.
That’s the love we know of when we talk of dating the Punjabi way.
There are few essentials of being a hard core Punjabi. If you don’t have it, you aint a dilwala enough!
Read on.
1. ‘Sweety sirf meri hai!’ – Punjabi boys are very possessive, so much so that every guy on an average
must have beaten up atleast 3 boys. Trigger – ‘Usne Sweety ko dekha bhi kaise’.
2. Punjabi delhi girls are obsessed with looking ‘tip top’ all the time.
3. You are not in love if you have not exchanged love notes or gifted archies cards or took your girl on a
bike ride to treat her to fanta.
4. Take a dating opportunity to show off. Punjabi tip no-6 – We LOVE to show off, more than we love
Moti Mahal ka butter chicken.
5. You haven’t yet borrowed borrowed papaji’s honda to take her around town (rajouri garden mall)
with imran khan’s amplifier playing in the background. (You wouldn’t forget this – Oye Lucky Lucky Oye)
6. Love would also bloom again at Mc donalds, while sharing a McChicken and then again at the
kulfiwala at India Gate.
7. Last but the best – Dialogues
“Tere gore gaalan da dimple mere dil vish hole kargaya”. Punju boys love talking in third person
like “Tere gore gore mukhre te mannu mar gaya”. Some even say “kadi sadde dil de garden vich vi ik
phool khila do”
So guys all I want to tell you is “agar ladki ko patana hai toh bol dalo.Socho mat”—-And there is no better way of doing it but the punjabi iSstyle

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