Date Guru Volume I

Hello confused souls,

 

Don’t know what to wear to your sister’s best friend’s engagement party? Think you like a girl but not sure if she likes you back? Are your parents driving you crazy? Worry not, help is here! I’m Date Guru, your new online best friend, and I’m always on the other end of the world wide web to help you solve even the knottiest problem.

So, let’s get started!

My taste in clothes is better than my taste in men . Last one cheated on me, one before that had a wife and never told me. Now I am losing all trust in men. What shall I look for before I start to make another mistake?

You know, having good taste in clothes is half the battle won already, so I wouldn’t feel too sorry for myself, if I were you. The next time, take it slow and easy, on your first couple of meetings, drop some casual questions: “So, Sheshank, what’s your opinion on infidelity?” Insist on absolute honesty, but remember, love, it goes both ways. If you get him to tell you each time he goes to the bathroom, you need to let him know that the boy you met for lunch on Thursday was not actually your cousin after all.

I like a girl in my college, but she is dating my friend. She has told me many times that she is not really interested in him and I feel like she flirts with me. I feel very bad for my friend, but wish they would break up so that I can see if she actually likes me back. What shall I do without pissing off my friend? 

Oh dear. You know what they say: bros before.. well, before the fairer sex, at any rate. Leave this girl well alone, it seems like she has a bit of an attention problem. After all, if she can do it to your friend, what’s to stop her from doing it to you? There are plenty of other fish in the sea, and you don’t want to be reborn as one because of your bad karma for stealing your friend’s girl.